THE WAVS PAGE
I collect WAV files. I probably have several hours worth of these sounds stashed away on my hard drive. Windows 98's SOUND RECORDER does far more than just play sounds-- as its name implies-- a happy discovery for me. On this page you'll find some examples of one of the things that amuses me most about computer technology. I've found these on the Web and combined them in... odd ways.
(For all you litigious types: If any of these violate your sense of propriety, or infringe on copyrights, let me know and I'll remove them, as I have no wish to do any hard time. THESE ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY; PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! I'm easy to get along with; just contact me and I swear I'll go quietly...)
MOVIE COMBOS The premise: Take lines from different well-known films, and splice them in new ways. Create a dialogue that is bizarrely appropriate unto itself, but quite different from what you're expecting. Let your imagination rule. Take liberties. The results:
UNSOLICITED ENDORSEMENT From Mr. Lane Baldwin, ("...gosh, Batman...!") my techno-mentor, without whose assistance this site would not have been possible. Bon vivant, raconteur, renaissance man and all-around good guy, I believe he's also scheduled to become the next Intergalactic Overlord... In addition to his other gifts, this guy plays one helluva bass guitar. Go visit his bass site and ask him what "Thump, thump, thumpity-thump" means. Better yet, hire him for your next session! He eats with a fork, and everything!
(Visit Lane's websites via the LINKS page.)
