Dogs
develop bad habits
from running with the wrong crowd.
They don't appreciate technology
at all.
Dogs have no shame, and do things,
that would mortify a cat. Count
on it. They're complete sell-outs
.
They are extremely easy to confuse or distract.
Women see men the way
they see dogs: Simple creatures waiting
endlessly for a treat, or impulsive hounds without dignity, restraint or sense.
The best use of a dog in advertising
in the past 30 years was the January, 1973 issue of The National
Lampoon.
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I
like and have owned dogs; I currently have two cats.
Cats are spiritual
beings. They never fail to express their true feelings.
They'll keep you company,
often when you don't really want it.
They handle mice superbly.
Although peace with
dogs is possible, this
won't happen any time soon.
The average cat takes no crap from anyone.
Cats can become criminals. This is how we got the term "Cat Burglar"
A solid relationship with a cat can get you a good job...
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