Dogs develop bad habits from running with the wrong crowd.

They don't appreciate technology at all.

Dogs have no shame, and do things, that would mortify a cat. Count on it. They're complete sell-outs .

They are extremely easy to confuse or distract.

Women see men the way they see dogs: Simple creatures waiting endlessly for a treat, or impulsive hounds without dignity, restraint or sense.

The best use of a dog in advertising in the past 30 years was the January, 1973 issue of The National Lampoon.

I like and have owned dogs; I currently have two cats.

Cats are spiritual beings. They never fail to express their true feelings.

They'll keep you company, often when you don't really want it.

They handle mice superbly.

Although peace with dogs is possible, this won't happen any time soon.

The average cat takes no crap from anyone. Cats can become criminals. This is how we got the term "Cat Burglar"

A solid relationship with a cat can get you a good job...